Don't tell them you're funny...
Make them laugh!

After six years of married hell, Rob is finally a free man.

The ex-wife started out nice enough, but within a few months of marriage, the avalanche of calls and texts, up to 20 times a day, was becoming a real drain. She started checking his online browsing history, and scrupulously searching his bank statements. Even nights out with the lads had become a thing of the past. He was on such a tight leash that he couldn’t go anywhere alone. Talk about a neurotic control-freak!

The guy who had always been the life of the party was fast approaching middle age as a miserable shadow of his former self.

But finally that’s all behind him. Rob is once again single – and he is he ready to get out and mingle!

So how does a newly single man get back on the dating scene in 2018? TINDER of course! Rob uploaded 4 pics from his recent diving holiday to the Barrier Reef, including the one showing the massive Red Emperor he caught fishing.

The pics did the trick – it didn’t take long for the first match!

Jenny is a few years younger than Rob. During the week she works in a pharmacy, and also trains the local netball team on Saturday mornings. Sundays are for relaxing, usually spent recovering from the night before!

In her profile, the top priority is finding a guy with a great sense of humour. Seems like a perfect match!

Rob messages her straight away and tells her what a fun-loving guy he is, and that he loves a good laugh. But Jenny isn’t so easily convinced. She has heard this claim before, only to be let down by bores.

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“Rob”, she says, “don’t tell me what a fun guy you are. Just make me laugh!”